A Look at the Real America - Tractor Bear and Dove Season

“Bill? What time you coming over to watch the mules do it bud?”

Stemming off of my NASCAR trip I’ve decided to put together a little series called “A Look at the Real America.”

While I or you may not be exposed to this world too often, these people make up the majority of our country and I’m proud to share them (and make appropriate commentary)

Pics after the jump
“Just babysitting my cat for the night.”
“Y’all come back now ya hear? It’s quail huntin’ time. But you can’t eat any.”
I have no caption here. This is more than enough for you to sit around and think about all day.
“Best target practice is in the shitter, plus I’m gay.”
“Blllrrrrrrgirrrgllleelleleggbrrrrrrrr.”
In all honesty this picture isn’t even remotely funny.

A Look at the Real America - Hillbilly Style

Yo dude, can we barter for the Possum? Haven’t eaten that in a while.

Once again, it’s time to take you guys through what I call “The Real America.” Bear in mind the individuals that I or even you tend to make fun of are the same people that founded this country.

So be respectful and even proud that there are still many patriots out there toting guns around and turning normal sized cars into miniature versions of Monster Trucks.

Pay your respects. This guy is a distant relative of Richard Pryor. He kind of reminds me of Michael Rappaports character Remi in Higher Learning.
For 5 bucks all of you can take a turn. Even cousins!
You know what’s scary? I don’t even think the people who made that sign intended for it to be funny at all.
That seems about right.
Nothin’ like shootin’ burgers on a Sunday Afternoon.